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Nature movies “Bubbling Brooks” and “Roaring Rivers” . link to a discarded version Bubbling Brooks and Roaring Rivers
Short Movie “Whales
Feature Movie The Last Concert Cafe”
Extended TV series “Habeas Corpus” . Also the movies Habeas Corpus I with Laidlaw and Habeas Corpus I with “World’s Most Dangerous”, the movie Habeas Corpus II, the movie Habeas Corpus III, the spin offs I created some spinoffs with the footage of particular hostages find here Habeas Corpus (The Soap) The Make-up Artist  Habeas Corpus (The Soap) The Hitcher   Habeas Corpus (The Soap) The Teen Model          Habeas Corpus (The Soap)Rider Blackmailer — She had the concepts right but after 2 days of shooting, hit me with a rider that an a-list star would have loved.  Tied, unsuccessfully to use the content in a concept I called Whales  Planning to redo Whales as intended.

 

Marie The Lawyer is pulled from the Soap opera   Marie the lawyer 1 full soap Marie parts out and in order Marie the lawyer 2   Marie the lawyer 3     Marie the lawyer 4

also collages/montages pulled from soap   Montage Marie 1    Montage Marie 2     Montage Marie 3  Montage Marie 4     Montage Marie 5

a musicish clip from Marie Habeas Corpus   and another cutout from Marie’s Habeas Corpus

 

Habeas Corpus I The Director’s Cut

the movies Habeas Corpus I with Laidlaw and Habeas Corpus I with “World’s Most Dangerous”, the movie Habeas Corpus II, the movie Habeas Corpus III,

Extended TV series “Habeas Corpus” . Also the movies Habeas Corpus I with Laidlaw and Habeas Corpus I with “World’s Most Dangerous”, the movie Habeas Corpus II, the movie Habeas Corpus III, the spin offs I created some spinoffs with the footage of particular hostages find here Habeas Corpus (The Soap) The Make-up Artist  Habeas Corpus (The Soap) The Hitcher   Habeas Corpus (The Soap) The Teen Model          Habeas Corpus (The Soap)Rider Blackmailer — She had the concepts right but after 2 days of shooting, hit me with a rider that an a-list star would have loved.  Tied, unsuccessfully to use the content in a concept I called Whales  Planning to redo Whales as intended.

 

Unfinished movie about trying to put on September May called “August May Not” .  I haven’t been able to bring myself to put in the nasty stuff about how hard it was to get September May done

 

Documentary. Drunk Santa: Houston’s First Legal Street Performer”
Documentary “Bicycle Laws”
Movie “Wild Woman Worth Saving”
Videos for Ncsjr tuxedo music “Noodles” Lunch Noodles “Sunny Day” “Lunch Hour”. Old Hits, Kay’s, “Muttonfist and Friends” YesNorman normannormannorman

Psy-ops band promo sonic bids . deadskunkstewart . psyops .  yesnorman

Psy=ops Singalong  With the songs “Fuck“, “Shit“, “Asshole” and “Cocksucker  songs inspired by being so angry that all you can spit out is a single cuss word .  Psy-ops.org . Psy-ops.net

“Full Tilt Bozo piano, Full Tilt Bozo improvising on piano the day of the stock market crash playing Freddie May Fannie Pt1 Prelude and Freddie May Fannie Pt. 2 Cascading Crash .      Full Tilt Bozo improvising the song For Mary Ellen  Full Tilt Bozo’s “Symphoney” (part b)  instrumental separation improvs to be put together in time, Full Tilt Bozo’s HCC honor society’s  Concert named “Don’t Get Many Days Like This One” that was improvised with a clown.  Full Tilt Bozo’s “PianoSnare 1” improv . and the multiple piano series of 5200 Notes maximum recordable on each piano, this one called “In C If I Can Stand It”

 

Full Tilt Bozo guitar “Bouncy One” going for improvised melody, rhythm, bass, chords at the same time.  Going for the same thing preparing for a regular lunch solo jazz guitar gig, from a series called Lunch Noodles here are “Buttered Spaghetti” .  and Noodle Pho.    My lutelike experiments on 18 string guitar   Here is a Black Falcon improv . Here’s a longer lakeside Mac Daddy guitar workout called Dark Glass  and here is Full Tilt Bozo working on Fauxmenco music on guitar with “Fauxmenco 10″    Here’s a Full Tilt Bozo  Tribute to Ralph Patt and his 7 string Major 3rds tuning, this one called “Red Rain Bossa” .   Slightly different Full Tilt Bozo guitar work on “Read It Later”

Full Tilt Bozo playing drums

What’s Real? , Dead Skunk Dark Blue. Dead Skunk Covers,
Comeback From Nowhere, Muttonfist Finds,
Documentary -Aaron Loesch King of the Blues 2007
Mockumentary Wild Moose Chase
Live Music Pete Best Band. My Day in Ogunquit Maine 2007
Animation. Alicia Adler’s The Mystery of Art
Video poetry books. Acrostic Mirrors “nicotine Mentality: Caught in the Trope
Found Poetry in the titles and some lines from (in the titles and pages of the Poet’s Market
Habeas Corpus (the musical)

News/update —-
We are reshooting “Habeas Corpus” the movie and now soap opera   and Gitmo (The Movie)as Release Procedure . We’re putting Habeas Corpus (The Musical) on hold untill we find the right lead actress and  to make room for more projects.  “Ploything”and  Hippie High have been picked up by Serial Net Stories and will be presented on the web as serials with the best footage being compiled for the movie.
Local actors available for Serialized version of the suspense tale “Ploything” please email
Rehearsals and auditions for feature movie The Sham are ongoing
We need Male and Female Leads for the full length movie, “The Sham” a Peter Sellers type comedy.  Also need several extras, crew and support actors for this one.  Come join in on the fun.
Please send resume and pictures to set up audition times — 18 or older please on this one

The Gitmo movie and Gitmotize the new youtube site for uploading outtakes have been generating quite a buzz and we’d like to finish them soon.  They are in post.  Now we have to get moving on Gitmo (the Musical)  a movie which recreates the horrors of abu ghraib and guantanemo. We especially need some adventursome actresses for this one.  The working title on this one is “Gitmo”  and needs some psychologically strong female actors who can deal with the horrors of the subject matter.

The Tissue Issue and Wild Moose Chase will continue shooting this Spring and into the Summer — WE STILL NEED PROFESSIONAL MODELS AND PHOTOGRAPHERS WHO WANT THE EXPOSURE OF BEING IN A THEATRICAL RELEASE MOVIE FOR TISSUE ISSUE.
“The Tissue Issue” a Sports Illustrated style bathing suit magazine issue is sued for copyright infringement.  Several of the bathing suit cover models are called to testify about what it’s like to be on a swimsuit shoot.EVERY person who auditions for us can put “Wild Moose Chase” as a speaking credit on their resume if they prepare and allow us to film a few seconds of monologue sending a poor fool on a “wild moose chase”  — the bit should start something like — “Moose?  You’re looking for moose?  I heard there were moose… (on the moon-whatever)”

precasting — Last Concert Cafe, Exit Strategy, Method to Madness (need VERY well trained actors for this movie)

All audtions include the following if you wish to be considered for them:
Romeo and Juliet — for upcoming Shakespeare Movie
“Wild Woman Worth Saving” for Audition Online promotion
“Leave Your Hat On” for Dead Skunk dance video
“Wild Moose Chase” inserts
Auditiononline.org will be doing a world-wide search for lead characters for the soap “Wild Woman Worth Saving” with a new concept for casting online.
Any actress who prepares a monologue to be filmed as audition for the role “Wild Woman Worth Saving” that ends up online as an example, will get promo credit with Audition Online —–  Prepare a monologue which depicts a woman who is wild and is on her last leg, desperately in need of saving from whatever “wild” is and is making a video plea to an organization which “saves” folks from impossible problems. Please limit it to under 10 minutes.  — bring appropriate clothing for monologue.
Although we want everyone to profit and grow from association with our productions, we are on tiny budgets and use a lot of folks who need experience and interns.  For most major roles, we can negotiate defered payment and/or percentages.  Some specilized roles will be paid daily, but these are rare.
Thanks for your time.
Norman C. Stewart Jr.

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contact auditions@excursionslimited.com
older announcements:
Several New Feature Movies start shooting this Fall
“Ploything” — see Ploything.com
“Die Jammin”
“The Sham”
“Hippie High”
“Bad Azzes”

–Feature Productions of ALL of Shakespeare’s Plays starting with movie versions   of “Taming of the Shrew”, “Romeo and Juliet”, and “MidSummer Night’s Dream” see S-peare.com
New documentary feature “Muttonfist Finds America”
Nature Movie  “Bubbling Brooks and Roaring Rivers”
Short Movie, “Whales”
“MIss Liberty” all girl band movie
Feature movie with all-handicapped cast “Gimps”
Feature movie “August May Not” is in post-production
Feature Movie, “The Last Concert Cafe” (on hold)
Extended TV Series “Habeas Corpus”  and serial “Titmo” see SickSoaps.com
Documentary “Sippin Santa :Houston’s First Legal Street Performer”
Documentary “Bicycle Laws”
Nature film “Rowing Around Stampact”
Music Video for Dead Skunk Stewart -Leave Your Hat On
Documentary “The Making of a Viral Video”
Movie “Wild Woman Worth Saving” see WildWomanWorthSaving
Videos for NCSJR TUXEDO MUSIC — “Noodles” , “Sunny Day”, “Lunch Hour”
Documentary- Aaron Loesch — King of the Blues 2007 (on hold)
Mockumentary– “Wild Moose Chase”
Live Music  —  The Pete Best Band
Animation  — Alicia Adler’s “The Mystery of Art”
Video Poetry books  “Acrostic Mirrors”
“Nicotine Mentality:Caught in the Trope”
“Found Poetry (in the titles and pages of the Poet’s Market” by Q.Z. Blaze
“Habeas Corpus (the musical)” see Habeas-Corpus.org
“Habeas Corpus -the movie” is in post=production
“September May” feature movie and play
“Method to Madness”  on hold
“Audition”  how to movie
“So, You Think You’re an Actor?”  Humorous  how-to movie
“Hot How to”  net series
“A Dichotomy of Oysters”
“The Making of The Tissue Issue”
links
“Oops, I Feel Like a Woman” a movie based on the career of a Shania Twain, Britney 
Spears, Mariah Carey type of singer, exposing the foibles of the music biz and the pitfalls of striving for fame.

”The Tissue Issue” a Sports Illustrated style bathing suit magazine issue is sued for copyright infringement.  Some of the Swimsuit models will be cast to act.
Hippie High
Exit Strategy
The Sham
finishing
Gitmo Titmo
Wild Moose Chase

We need Male and Female Leads for the full length movie, “The Sham” a Peter Sellers type comedy.  Also need several extras, crew and support actors for this one.  Come join in on the fun.
“Ploything” a comedy-suspense shooting soon.
serial net story “Hippie High” our first show aimed at high school aged audiences and including many teenagers in the cast.  All actors and crew under 18 need to bring parent or guardian to a separate “under-aged” audition
training actors for our Shakespeare movies, starting with “Romeo and Juliet”
is a spy-musical with a femal band(horns too)in a charlotte’s angels type setting.  We need female musicians who can play their instruments on film and/or nice looking  female actors who can act like they play instruments.

“Miss Liberty” is another take on the all female band, but is a romantic comedy about a group of girls for whom music is the only escape.

“Last Concert Cafe” will resume shooting in the Spring (on hold now) but we need cast members and make-up artists who can do a horror film so get on file for that.
“Tattoo Virus One” a feature length horror-suspense about tattoo people has  we need to catalogue actors with tattoos for that show to begin shooting.  We need tattoo artists.
serial show about a samurai-magnificent 7 type of female “bad-azzes”
I promised some handicapable folks several years ago that I would do an
all-handicapped show called “Gimps”
We are collecting audition information for actors for that show.

A serial soap opera which recreates the horrors of abu ghraib and guantanemo. We especially need some adventursome actresses for this one.  The working title on this one is “Gitmo”  and needs some psychologically strong female actors who can deal with the horrors of the subject matter.
EVERY person who auditions for us can put “Wild Moose Chase” as a speaking credit on their resume if they prepare and allow us to film a few seconds of monologue sending a poor fool on a “wild moose chase”  — the bit should start something like — “Moose?  You’re looking for moose?  I heard there were moose… (on the moon-whatever)”
Auditiononline.org will be doing a world-wide search for lead characters for the soap “Wild Woman Worth Saving” with a new concept for casting online.
Any actress who prepares a monologue to be filmed as audition for the role “Wild Woman Worth Saving” that ends up online as an example, will get promo credit with Audition Online —–  Prepare a monologue which depicts a woman who is wild and is on her last leg, desperately in need of saving from whatever “wild” is and is making a video plea to an organization which “saves” folks from impossible problems. Please limit it to under 10 minutes.  — bring appropriate clothing for monologue.
Although we want everyone to profit and grow from association with our productions, we are on tiny budgets and use a lot of folks who need experience and interns.  For most major roles, we can negotiate defered payment and/or percentages.  Some specilized roles will be paid daily, but these are rare.

Thanks for your time.
Norman C. Stewart Jr.
contact auditions@excursionslimited.com
and 281 797 5388
the voice mail has been filling up, so keep trying.
I schedule from emails, so make sure I can get in touch that way too.
xcursions Limited is a movie and event production company created by Norman C. Stewart Jr. and several of his music,drama and arts students. 
 We have many movies and music videos in the can, several shooting and others in post-production at all times.  Our actors have been both professional and amateur volunteers
some of whom needed the experience, some who just wanted to help out. 
Our behind-the-camera staff changes all the time.  At the point of this writing, all our former crew members have either been in the business already and were just helping us get 
going, or were students and interns who now have jobs in the business in some part because of the experience they got with us.  We are always looking for
interns and help behind the scenes because of the high rate of success our former crews have had getting jobs.

Shooting NOW!!!

This Spring and Summer wrapping
“”The Tissue Issue” a Sports Illustrated style bathing suit magazine issue is sued for copyright infringement. Several of the bathing suit cover models are called to testify about what it’s like to be on a swimsuit shoot.

Gitmotize
Wild Moose Chase
Excursions Limited is deep into lots and lots of projects.  Most of them are in development or production and need crew, talent, novice actors, casts of thousands, interns. Some are in post-production and might need editors, public relations, marketing help.  We’re a tiny production company (especially for all the projects we have greenlit) with the philosophy that folks need to get the chance to prove what they can do, whether it’s an amateur trying to go professional or a pro trying to do some other type of function in the movie production process .   We do documentary films and live events but we concentrate mostly on hard to make, long-term full-length movie projects for release to theaters.  We take our time, if we need to, to get the project done right.  We even, sometimes, put projects on the web to be audience-tested by the public at large.  The following list of our projects is in alphabetical order, which is no indication of the state of or progress of or the importance of the movie.  Follow the links to see the latest update. Bad Auditions is a movie in support of a book on the same subject. Bad Azzes is a movie in development because of how many of our actresses want to play spies and good gals and skilled killers. “Calm B4” is a documentary about the moods of the USA populace.  Do Shit Get Fit (originally “Destroying Diabetes”) is a documentary shooting now about the obesity crisis.  E Chaff is a documentary about combating privacy invasions and information brown-outs, black-outs and overloads.  We had a movie in development that we were calling “Exit Strategy”, but someone beat us to it so we’re revamping the script to be “Exit Strategy (The Musical)”. Fcked Again is a post-apocalyptic movie about hard times for most of the human race.  “Flat Broke and Busty” is a wild docu-drama comedy about an heiress and a down-on-his-luck musician.  “Freak King” is another docu-drama about being a freak. GiTMO T.I.T.M.O. is our GTMO “Terrorist Interrogation Team –Mainland Operations” movie. “Gitmo (The Musical)” is our tongue-in-cheek parody of our own GTMO movie..  “TITMO is a ‘making of’ documentary movie about alphabet soup agents and the making of GiTMO T.I.T.M.O. and fan site for the Gitmotize series of movies that try to address the enhanced interrogation issue.  Release Procedure is our upcoming further offfering on the subject.  “Habeas Corpus” is our outrage movie about the suspension of habeas corpus that happened in the last decade in the USA. This is one where , in affiliation with SICK SOAPS, we have posted footage to determine what the audience thinks.  Habeas Corpus (The Musical) is also on the way  For Habeas Corpus (The Musical) — We need a female lead who can sing, dance and act for the musical and a full cast and crew of dancer/actor/singer triple threat talent.  “Hippie High” is our ‘high school students save the school’ contribution and one of the few family rated movies we have in the works.  Local teenaged actors please send audition requests to be a part of this show”I Take A Piece” is an expose of agency business meant to tickle the funny bone and inform.  “Miss Liberty” is based on a story of the Princess of Romania and features real teen-aged musicians, writing and playing their own music which saves the world. It is also a family oriented movie. Local teenaged actors please send audition requests to be a part of this show The fan site is “Because I Already Do”.    “NuSwap” is a documentary about US currency and laws pertaining to barter.  “On Overload” is a crazy, zany, look at life ‘on overload’.” “Oops, I Feel Like a Woman” is a look at Mariah Carey, Brittany Spears, Shania Twain-style stardom.  Outtick is a horror show.  The other horror shows in development are “Last Concert Cafe”, “Tattoo Virus One”, and “A Method To Madness”  “Ploything” is a movie based on the poetry and life of QZ Blaze.   “Release Procedure” is another take on what we learned from our  SERE, Military and other alphabet soup whistle-blowers.  “Rights, Camera, Action!” is our documentary look at photography as art and art in society. “Scene-Work” is a documentary on acting.  “The Sham” is a Moliere-esque farce about a waiter mistaken for a famous composer.   “The Tissue Issue” is our gigantic court-room drama about two magazines ‘Sunup Sundown Magazine’ and ‘Fun Up Fun Down Magazine’ fighting over art and copyright issues. “Tiss Iss” is a documentary about filming The Tissue Issue, which will contain more footage of models in bathing suits than any feature length movie ever.  U-Beg (originally “Wild Woman Worth Saving”) is a look at dealing with desperation.  ‘Whip Shows’ is in development and is about misogyny .  “Wild Moose Chase” is a comedy about a news reporter who keeps getting misled and is on his own wild moose chase. King of the Blues is a documentary about dealing with fame. “Whales” is about trying to get noticed and heard.  “Dr. Hashrari” is about middle eastern-american issues.


Progressive Premieres is our way of giving the red carpet experience to more audiences than one.  We bring the first showing of our footage and movies and our stars and our promotion team and our crew around the country and lay out the red carpet photographers for our audience.  You get your ticket and you see the show  and you walk the red carpet with the stars.

Audition Online is our way of trying to attract talent who can’t necessarily get to an individual audition. You go to the site and then send your audition to be voted on on the site.

Act-ors is our site for exposing the “or” side some act-ors.  Most of our experiences with actors are wonderful, but act-ors can really damage a project, especially by agreeing to shoot, starting the shooting, and then leaving in the middle.  There’s usually nothing that the production company can do, no way to recoup the money and time we lose if that happens. We’ve even had act-ors put us on their resumes after scuttling a project.  So the site Act-ors is a way of notifying others about our experience with certain Act-ors.
News/update —-
We are reshooting “Habeas Corpus” the movie and now soap opera  as Release Procedure to make room for
“Ploything”and  Hippie High have been picked up by Serial Net Stories and will be presented on the web as serials with the best footage being compiled for the movie.
Local actors available for Serialized version of the suspense tale “Ploything” please email
Rehearsals and auditions for feature movie The Sham are ongoing
We need Male and Female Leads for the full length movie, “The Sham” a Peter Sellers type comedy.  Also need several extras, crew and support actors for this one.  Come join in on the fun.
Please send resume and pictures to set up audition times — 18 or older please on this one

The Gitmo movie and Gitmotize the new youtube site for uploading outtakes have been generating quite a buzz and we’d like to finish them soon.  They are in post.  Now we have to get moving on Gitmo (the Musical)
A serial soap opera which recreates the horrors of abu ghraib and guantanemo. We especially need some adventursome actresses for this one.  The working title on this one is “Gitmo”  and needs some psychologically strong female actors who can deal with the horrors of the subject matter.

The Tissue Issue and Wild Moose Chase will continue shooting this Spring and into the Summer — WE STILL NEED PROFESSIONAL MODELS AND PHOTOGRAPHERS WHO WANT THE EXPOSURE OF BEING IN A THEATRICAL RELEASE MOVIE FOR TISSUE ISSUE.
“The Tissue Issue” a Sports Illustrated style bathing suit magazine issue is sued for copyright infringement.  Several of the bathing suit cover models are called to testify about what it’s like to be on a swimsuit shoot.EVERY person who auditions for us can put “Wild Moose Chase” as a speaking credit on their resume if they prepare and allow us to film a few seconds of monologue sending a poor fool on a “wild moose chase”  — the bit should start something like — “Moose?  You’re looking for moose?  I heard there were moose… (on the moon-whatever)”

precasting — Last Concert Cafe, Exit Strategy, Method to Madness (need VERY well trained actors for this movie)

All audtions include the following if you wish to be considered for them:
Romeo and Juliet — for upcoming Shakespeare Movie
“Wild Woman Worth Saving” for Audition Online promotion
“Leave Your Hat On” for Dead Skunk dance video
“Wild Moose Chase” inserts
Auditiononline.org will be doing a world-wide search for lead characters for the soap “Wild Woman Worth Saving” with a new concept for casting online.
Any actress who prepares a monologue to be filmed as audition for the role “Wild Woman Worth Saving” that ends up online as an example, will get promo credit with Audition Online —–  Prepare a monologue which depicts a woman who is wild and is on her last leg, desperately in need of saving from whatever “wild” is and is making a video plea to an organization which “saves” folks from impossible problems. Please limit it to under 10 minutes.  — bring appropriate clothing for monologue.
Although we want everyone to profit and grow from association with our productions, we are on tiny budgets and use a lot of folks who need experience and interns.  For most major roles, we can negotiate defered payment and/or percentages.  Some specilized roles will be paid daily, but these are rare.
Thanks for your time.
Norman C. Stewart Jr.
contact auditions@excursionslimited.com
older announcements:
Several New Feature Movies start shooting this Fall
“Ploything” — see Ploything.com
“Die Jammin” see DieJammin.net
“The Sham” see TheSham.biz
“Hippie High” see HippieHigh.info
“Bad Azzes” see  badazzes.info

–Feature Productions of ALL of Shakespeare’s Plays starting with movie versions   of “Taming of the Shrew”, “Romeo and Juliet”, and “MidSummer Night’s Dream” see S-peare.com
New documentary feature “Muttonfist Finds America”
Nature Movie  “Bubbling Brooks and Roaring Rivers” see  RRandBB.com
Short Movie, “Whales”
“MIss Liberty” all girl band movie
Feature movie with all-handicapped cast “Gimps”
Feature movie “August May Not” is in post-production
Feature Movie, “The Last Concert Cafe” (on hold)
Extended TV Series “Habeas Corpus”  and serial “Titmo” see SickSoaps.com
Documentary “Drunk Santa:Houston’s First Legal Street Performer”
Documentary “Bicycle Laws”
Nature film “Rowing Around Stampact”
Music Video for Dead Skunk Stewart -Leave Your Hat On
Documentary “The Making of a Viral Video”
Movie “Wild Woman Worth Saving” see WildWomanWorthSaving
Videos for NCSJR TUXEDO MUSIC — “Noodles” , “Sunny Day”, “Lunch Hour”
Documentary- Aaron Loesch — King of the Blues 2007 (on hold)
Mockumentary– “Wild Moose Chase”
Live Music  —  The Pete Best Band
Animation  — Alicia Adler’s “The Mystery of Art”
Video Poetry books  “Acrostic Mirrors”
“Nicotine Mentality:Caught in the Trope”
“Found Poetry (in the titles and pages of the Poet’s Market” by Q.Z. Blaze
“Habeas Corpus (the musical)” see Habeas-Corpus.org
“Habeas Corpus -the movie” is in post=production
“September May” feature movie and play
“Method to Madness”  on hold
“Audition”  how to movie
“So, You Think You’re an Actor?”  Humorous  how-to movie
“Hot How to”  net series
“A Dichotomy of Oysters”
“The Making of The Tissue Issue”
links
“Oops, I Feel Like a Woman” a movie based on the career of a Shania Twain, Britney 
Spears, Mariah Carey type of singer, exposing the foibles of the music business and the pitfalls of striving for fame.

”The Tissue Issue” a Sports Illustrated style bathing suit magazine issue is sued for copyright infringement.  Several of the bathing suit cover models are called to testify about what it’s like to be on a swimsuit shoot.

Hippie High
Exit Strategy
The Sham
finishing
Gitmo Titmo
Wild Moose Chase

We need Male and Female Leads for the full length movie, “The Sham” a Peter Sellers type comedy.  Also need several extras, crew and support actors for this one.  Come join in on the fun.
“Ploything” a comedy-suspense shooting soon.
serial net story “Hippie High” our first show aimed at high school aged audiences and including many teenagers in the cast.  All actors and crew under 18 need to bring parent or guardian to a separate “under-aged” audition
training actors for our Shakespeare movies, starting with “Romeo and Juliet”
“Die Jammin” is a spy-musical with a spice girl type band(horns too)in a charlotte’s angels type setting.  We need female musicians who can play their instruments on film and/or nice looking  female actors who can act like they play instruments.

“Miss Liberty” is another take on the all female band, but is a romantic comedy about a group of girls for whom music is the only escape.

“Last Concert Cafe” will resume shooting in the Spring (on hold now) but we need cast members and make-up artists who can do a horror film so get on file for that.
“Tattoo Virus One” a feature length horror-suspense about tattoo people has  we need to catalogue actors with tattoos for that show to begin shooting.  We need tattoo artists.
serial show about a samurai-magnificent 7 type of female “bad-azzes”
I promised some handicapable folks several years ago that I would do an
all-handicapped show called “Gimps”
We are collecting audition information for actors for that show.

A serial soap opera which recreates the horrors of abu ghraib and guantanemo. We especially need some adventursome actresses for this one.  The working title on this one is “Gitmo”  and needs some psychologically strong female actors who can deal with the horrors of the subject matter.
EVERY person who auditions for us can put “Wild Moose Chase” as a speaking credit on their resume if they prepare and allow us to film a few seconds of monologue sending a poor fool on a “wild moose chase”  — the bit should start something like — “Moose?  You’re looking for moose?  I heard there were moose… (on the moon-whatever)”
Auditiononline.org will be doing a world-wide search for lead characters for the soap “Wild Woman Worth Saving” with a new concept for casting online.
Any actress who prepares a monologue to be filmed as audition for the role “Wild Woman Worth Saving” that ends up online as an example, will get promo credit with Audition Online —–  Prepare a monologue which depicts a woman who is wild and is on her last leg, desperately in need of saving from whatever “wild” is and is making a video plea to an organization which “saves” folks from impossible problems. Please limit it to under 10 minutes.  — bring appropriate clothing for monologue.
Although we want everyone to profit and grow from association with our productions, we are on tiny budgets and use a lot of folks who need experience and interns.  For most major roles, we can negotiate defered payment and/or percentages.  Some specilized roles will be paid daily, but these are rare.

Thanks for your time.
Norman C. Stewart Jr.
contact auditions@excursionslimited.com
and 281 797 5388
the voice mail has been filling up, so keep trying.
I schedule from emails, so make sure I can get in touch that way too.
Excursions Limited

Shooting NOW!!!

“Miss Liberty”
(“Why?” “Because I already do.”)
A group of girls forms a band called Miss Liberty. They become strong, heal themselves, and save the world.

This Spring and Summer wrapping
“”The Tissue Issue” a Sports Illustrated style bathing suit magazine issue is sued for copyright infringement. Several of the bathing suit cover models are called to testify about what it’s like to be on a swimsuit shoot.

Gitmo Titmo
Wild Moose Chase

Excursions Limited is deep into lots and lots of projects.  Most of them are in development or production and need crew, talent, novice actors, casts of thousands, interns. Some are in post-production and might need editors, public relations, marketing help.  We’re a tiny production company (especially for all the projects we have greenlit) with the philosophy that folks need to get the chance to prove what they can do, whether it’s an amateur trying to go professional or a pro trying to do some other type of function in the movie production process .   We do documentary films and live events but we concentrate mostly on hard to make, long-term full-length movie projects for release to theaters.  We take our time, if we need to, to get the project done right.  We even, sometimes, put projects on the web to be audience-tested by the public at large.  The following list of our projects is in alphabetical order, which is no indication of the state of or progress of or the importance of the movie.  Follow the links to see the latest update. Bad Auditions is a movie in support of a book on the same subject. Bad Azzes is a movie in development because of how many of our actresses want to play spies and good gals and skilled killers. “Calm B4” is a documentary about the moods of the USA populace.  Do Shit Get Fit (originally “Destroying Diabetes”) is a documentary shooting now about the obesity crisis.  E Chaff is a documentary about combating privacy invasions and information brown-outs, black-outs and overloads.  We had a movie in development that we were calling “Exit Strategy”, but someone beat us to it so we’re revamping the script to be “Exit Strategy (The Musical)”. Fcked Again is a post-apocalyptic movie about hard times for most of the human race.  “Flat Broke and Busty” is a wild docu-drama comedy about an heiress and a down-on-his-luck musician.  “Freak King” is another docu-drama about being a freak.  GiTMO T.I.T.M.O. is our GTMO “Terrorist Interrogation Team –Mainland Operations” movie. “Gitmo (The Musical)” is our tongue-in-cheek parody of our own GTMO movie..  “Gitmo the Movie” is a ‘making of’ documentary movie about alphabet soup agents and the making of GiTMO T.I.T.M.O.  “Habeas Corpus” is our outrage movie about the suspension of habeas corpus that happened in the last decade in the USA.  Habeas Corpus (The Musical) is also on the way Habeas Corpus (The Musical) — We need a female lead who can sing, dance and act for the musical and a full cast and crew of dancer/actor/singer triple threat talent.  “Hippie High” is our ‘high school students save the school’ contribution and one of the few family rated movies we have in the works.  Local teenaged actors please send audition requests to be a part of this show”I Take A Piece” is an expose of agency business meant to tickle the funny bone and inform.  “Miss Liberty” is based on a story of the Princess of Romania and features real teen-aged musicians, writing and playing their own music which saves the world. It is also a family oriented movie. Local teenaged actors please send audition requests to be a part of this show The fan site is “Because I Already Do”.  “Nature View” is a documentary about finding and filming the most beautiful sights of our USA and world.  “NuSwap” is a documentary about US currency and laws pertaining to barter.  “On Overload” is a crazy, zany, look at life ‘on overload’.
“Oops, I Feel Like a Woman” is a look at Mariah Carey, Brittany Spears, Shania Twain-style stardom.  Outtick is a horror show.  The other horror shows in development are “Last Concert Cafe”, “Tattoo Virus One”, and “A Method To Madness”  “Ploything” is a movie based on the poetry and life of QZ Blaze.   “Release Procedure” is another take on what we learned from our  SERE, Military and other alphabet soup whistle-blowers.  “Rights, Camera, Action!” is our look at photography as art and art in society. “Scene-Work” is a documentary on acting.  “The Constant Shakespeare” is a documentary about how important Shakespeare has been to live theater. “The Sham” is a Moliere-esque farce about a waiter mistaken for a famous composer.   “The Tissue Issue” is our gigantic court-room drama about two magazines ‘Sunup Sundown Magazine’ and ‘Fun Up Fun Down Magazine’ fighting over art and copyright issues. “TissIss” is about……………………  Titmo is about………………….  U-Beg (originally Wild Woman Worth Saving) is a look at dealing with desperation.  ‘Whip Shows’ is in development and is about misogyny .  “Wild Moose Chase” is a comedy about a news reporter who keeps getting misled and is on his own wild moose chase. “Whales” is about trying to get noticed and heard.  “Dr. Hashrari” is about the middle eastern american issues.  King of the Blues is a documentary about fame.